DORKGAME

DORKGAME is a tribute to all of the stupid things that me and my boyfriend, Taurie, have laughed at over the years. 

In this game you will control Taurie and battle off against an army of freakazoids in order to rescue me and also prevent the world being destroyed. You will accomplish this with the ancient art of ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS! But not just any ordinary rock, paper, scissors, because as you progress through the game and beat more foes you'll unlock special items that'll aid you in your RNG combat, adding just a tiny droplet of depth to this otherwise very stupid concept.

This game was created over the course of a month for my boyfriend's birthday and thus contains writing and humor that was initially meant for our eyes only. Releasing this publicly was more of an afterthought, so just keep that in mind when judging this game's quality.

If you are confused on the game's subject matter at any point please refer to the document included with the game files for an attempted explanation.